We decided to do a survey so that maybe you all could get to know us better. We realized that a lot of details were missing, and that might confuse you when we launch into one of our hazy memories. For example, did you know that we don't actually live together? These questions and more, answered in this nifty little color-coded survey:) Enjoy!
How did you get one of your scars? Melissa:Busting my ass on a skimboard. Megan: I fell on a stump and have a scar under my brow line.
How did you celebrate your last birthday? Melissa:Out to eat with friends one night, then went out to the bar:) Megan: Had lunch with mom and brothers, went to work, then went to the bar and proceeded to get ridiculously drunk and black out.
How are you feeling at this moment? Melissa:Sleepy; have a headache:( Megan: Like the chick on 16 and Pregnant looks exactly like a high school girl one of my friends took home from the bar one night.
How did your night go last night? Melissa: Awful. I had to experience again the bitchiness of girls. I am one, but at the same time I hate them! Megan: It was dull. So i showered and slept naked. My new favorite.
How did you do in high school? Melissa: I laughed and talked through class with megan, and got suspended right before prom. You tell me. Megan: I didn’t. Underachiever? Yes.
How did you get the shirt you're wearing? Melissa: My mom bought it for me:) Megan: I took it from my brother.
How often do you see your best friend? Melissa: Not enough; the bitch lives an hour away! Megan: At least twice a week, yet we live over an hour away from each other.
How much money did you spend last month? Melissa: All of mine. Plus some. Megan: Way too much.
How old do you want to be when you get married? Melissa: According to the psychic we went to, this summer. Bahahahhaha Megan: A psychic once told me I’d be 24 or 25. I’d like to go with that.
How old will you be at your next birthday? Melissa: Twentayyyyy Megan: Twenty:)
What's your mother's name? Melissa: My mom would shoot me if I put her name up. Hah. Megan: Jennifer.
What did you do last weekend? Melissa: Ahhh we had a drunk Friday. Nice. Megan: Partied with my bestie, and ended up making a mistake or four.
What is the most important part of your life? Melissa: Being with friends and family. Making everything as much fun as possible. Having my rocky mountains turn blue. Megan: Ultimately my family, but I wouldn’t make it without whiskey and coors light.
What would you rather be doing? Melissa: Hmm. A few things, I suppose. But I'm pretty content lying here in bed. Megan: Having a beer and talking shit about bitches with my bestie.
What did you last cry over? Melissa: I don't cry. Crying is for bitches. Megan: I don’t cry. Haha.
What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Melissa: Hm. Candy. Megan. The Disney Channel. Shots. Megan: Coors light and my best friend.
What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other? Melissa: Hmm. Maybe I should start looking for specific qualities in significant others.... Megan: He’s gotta be pretty. And think I’m pretty too.
What are you worried about? Melissa: Passing my English midterm. Righttttt. Megan: I worry about silly things I can’t control. And money.
What did you have for breakfast? Melissa: Nothing; woke up late for class. AGAIN. Megan: It’s not breakfast if you don’t wake up til 1.
Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Melissa: Yes, I think everyone has/will deal with that. Megan: That was the start of my very first college hookup, an entire post in itself.
Have you ever had your heartbroken? Melissa: I'd like to believe I'm heartless. At least while I'm in college haha. Megan: I have, and it changed me for the better.
Have you ever been out of the country? Melissa: Unfortunately no. Not yet. Megan: Nope, but I have plans.
Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Melissa: Every single day of my life, damnit. And I love it. Megan: I’m a whiskey drinker, you’re damn right I have.
Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? Melissa: If a bitch does that, they're not really my friend, are they? Megan: Every girl has.
Have you ever had sex on the beach? Melissa: No. Sand, crabs, tourists..... Megan: It’s on the to do list.
Have you ever dated someone younger than you? Melissa: I tend to stick with older. Megan: Yes ma’am I have.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day? Melissa: Haha yes. For a dumbass I'm sort of a nerd. Megs and I used to read the Baby-Sitter's Club books to each other when we were little. Hahaha Megan: Sure have.
Who was the last person you saw? Melissa: My roomie- Jess! Megan: The sonic carhop, who to my disappointment, was not on roller skates.
Who was the last person you texted? Melissa: Megan of course. Haha. Megan: A silly boy.
Who was the last person you hungout with? Melissa: Again, the roommate..we bought a fishtank. With a dinosaur decoration:) Megan: The kids at work.
Who was the last person to call you? Melissa: Megan. Megan: My lovely mother.
Who did you last hug? Melissa: We know him as “The Prairie.” haha Megan: The stalker boy from class.
Who is the last person who texted you? Melissa: Megannnnn Megan: A silly boy.
Who was the last person you said "i love you" to? Melissa: Um, megan.... wow she's my answer to half of these... haha Megan: My mom, or my bestie.
Where does your best friend live? Melissa: A whole hour awayyyyyyy Megan: Too far away.
Where did you last go? Melissa: To walmart. Megan: Sonic.
Where did you last hang out? Melissa: My apartment. Megan: Does school count? I've done nothing today!
Where do you go to school? Melissa: I go to college; at least til they kick me out. Megan: A college, in the south. Full of dumb boys and slutty girls.
Where is your favorite place to be? Melissa: That changes with my mood. Megan: Wherever the whiskey takes me.
Where did you sleep last night? Melissa: My bed...by myself... Megan: In my bed, alone, because I always remember my name:)
Do you like someone right now? Melissa: No not particularly. Megan: I'm pondering that really.
Do you think anyone likes you? Melissa: Everyone. Including your boyfriend. Megan: I'm thinking maybe a little.
Do you ever wish you were someone else? Melissa: I wish I were Jennifer Aniston. She's so pretty. And used to bangggg Brad Pitt:) yum! Megan: Nah, I like me.
Do you know the muffin man? Melissa: Who lives on Drury Lane? Megan: We used to hook up fall semester.
Does the future scare you? Melissa: I'm just surprised I made it this far. Megan: No, it excites me.
Why are you best friends with your best friend(s)? Melissa: Well, me and Megan are freakishly alike. She's probably the only one who can put up with my crazy randomness. Megan: She knows me better than I know me sometimes. And puts up with my ridiculousness. And she's a good time. Always.
Why did your parents give you the name you have? Melissa: I guess they liked it. Hell idk. Megan: They thought it was pretty I suppose.
Why are you doing this survey? Melissa: So everyone can understand how fucked up we are; thus understand the ramblings of our blog posts:) Megan: To give you a peek at my soul. Haha. But you'll likely never get the random fuckedupness of me and my best friend.
If you could have one super power what would it be?? Melissa: Super-speed. I wanna be the Flash! Megan: The ability to give people random orgasms. Like when they’re being buzzkills, or you just want to make them feel awkward.
If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? Melissa: I'd like to go back and interrupt certain people's conceptions... baha. Megan: I’d erase a couple experiences in a heartbeat.
If u were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring? Melissa: Ummm probably a cell phone so I could get off the island... yeah. Megan: My best friend. And she’d bring coors light. And we’d be happy forever.
Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you? Melissa: hmm....HELL no haha. Megan: Never ever ever.
Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? Melissa: In a heartbeat. Megan: This is an incredibly dumb question. If it would save them, of course I would.
Are you happy with your life right now? Melissa: Ridiculously so. I'm in love with my life:) Megan: I make mistakes, and have regrets. But I have a damn good time. I don’t feel the need to be serious about life just yet. I’m a happy girl for sure.
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